How I was suppose to know it was a gift wrapped piece of bowel movement. Okay yes, I opened my door and opened up another gift wrapped piece of crap, but it was wrapped differently! And a whole ‘nother shape! I mean you can’t blame me for thinking it was the thing I asked for last Christmas.
Not accepting the present seems like a drastic step in preventing these pungent moments in life, but what can I do?
I notice how some people shake their gifts a little before opening, maybe even sniff them. I should do that from now on before receiving any type of relationship.
3 Boys and 1 Mama 
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